True confessions: 20 one-line really love tales – Brisbane festival | Brisbane event 2014 |

One of the planet’s best quick stories is just six terms long: “on the market: infant sneakers, never worn.” It’s often associated with Ernest Hemingway, although
nobody truly knows
certainly whom published it.

That one range, thus affordable in delivering shock and melancholy, is proof size isn’t any need for a great story.

Another Australian work of theater has actually drawn on numerous secret confessions, published
anonymously online
by people in people. The designers of
I Want to Know What Love Is
, showing at Brisbane festival, got more than 400 one-line confessions about love, jealousy, intercourse and heartbreak.

Listed here are 20 of the best:


I’m in love with each of them, I feel like they both love me right back, and I’m pretty sure they love one another. – Submission #331


You steal the covers. But we somehow cannot mind. – Submission #285


I came across him eating a peanut butter sub with junk e-mail on the top, and I realized he had been one. – Submission #104


It really is funny how we desire really love, until we hate it. – Submission #101


It’s been decades, but We nevertheless think of you and wonder “what could have been”. – Submission #087


Cameron. – Submission #065


Everyone loves the gentle abrasion of a mustache underneath the belt. – Submission #052


I’d quite pour my coffee on my self than talk about you, because that would burn off less. – Submission #080


Fascination with me is all about just you. – Submission #042


Getting naughty is actually passion, it’s love. – Submission #025


Why should I share you? Why not reduce some other person for an alteration? – Submission #044


I did not just fall in really love. We fell and smashed. – Submission #058


I fell deeply in love with a teacher as soon as in highschool. I might google their license plate observe exactly what info I would get. – Submission #014


I consumed when it comes to 700 wine bottles to look at the rejection. – Submission #001


What made you think I wouldn’t break? Used to do. – Submission #328


I love my personal girl but I wanna shag various other girls. Sexier girls, rather than see them again. Is the fact that ok? – Submission #405


Jemma permanently xo – Submission #302


I imagined he had been the cutest kid in this field. But whilst ends up he turned into the ugliest boy You will find ever before came across. – Submission #406


I was seeking me and on how I found Peter, Dan, Jed, Laurence, Dylan, Joseph, Michael and this European guy We seduced on line. He arrived prematurely. I stated it was okay (it was not). – Submission #299


I still love the lady over anybody. I attempted to speak with additional ladies. One of them also known as me lovely and I also couldn’t handle it. – Submission #012

I do want to Understand What Really Love Is Actually
is showing until 13 Sep at Bille Brown Studio, Queensland Theatre Company, as an element of

Brisbane Festival

. Tickets are priced at $30

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